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💰 BANK ACCOUNT EXPLOSION.... Newsletter #99

Reading Time: 4 min

Readability: Grade 3 (Trump taxes Chinese goods, I tax your patience Keith 😉)

Blockbuster could’ve survived Netflix….. you are no ‘Blockbuster’.

you WILL survive Trump Tariffs……. you adapt to change 👊

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In this edition:

  • 💰 $500 TO $80K IN 30 DAYS.... Ready for the 2025 revolution?

  • 🚀 7X RANKING IN DAYS.... Micro-influencers beat PPC

  • 🚫 TARIFF DODGEBALL... Chinese TikTok Sellers' 15 "Genius" Hacks! 🇨🇳

  • 💰 TRUMP TARIFF TORNADO.... TikTok Shop US Sales Crash!

⬇️ Let’s get started.....

Read our case-study…. Book now….. Thank me later 👊

💰 $500 TO $80K IN 30 DAYS

Ready for the 2025 revolution?

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$500 to $80K in 30 Days!

We just took a brand from $500 to $80K GMV in 30 days on TikTok Shop. Not a typo. THIRTY. DAYS.

Old 2024 playbook is officially DEAD. Affiliate spray-and-pray is bleeding sellers dry while response rates plummet below 1%.

🧠 The New Winning Formula

Our 2025 approach is devastatingly simple:

  • 20 premium video creatives instead of 500 mediocre ones

  • Strategic ad placement that ACTUALLY converts

  • ROAS optimization from 2.2 to 3.4 in just one week

Smart sellers are pivoting NOW while competitors waste thousands on free samples that go nowhere.

🚀 7X RANKING IN DAYS

Micro-influencers beat PPC

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🤯 Stack Influence: The Amazon Cheat Code

We just found the closest thing to an Amazon "cheat code" I've seen in years. Stop burning cash on PPC and try this instead.

Stack Influence helped Magic Spoon and Unilever reach page #1 in just MONTHS. One brand went from 50 to 500 sales monthly while you were tweaking bid strategies.

💰 Product Seeding = Ranking Gold

The magic? You only pay influencers in PRODUCT. No cash, no negotiations.

Thousands of micro-influencer collabs running on autopilot. A baby brand improved category rank 7X in DAYS, hitting #18 for "Toddler Pillows" - one of Amazon's bloodbaths.

👊 Your Competition is Sleeping

If you're running the same Amazon playbook in 2025, you're bringing a butter knife to a gunfight.

Smart sellers are setting this up for Q2. This window won't stay open forever.

🚫 TARIFF DODGEBALL

Chinese TikTok Sellers' 15 "Genius" Hacks! 🇨🇳

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🚨 TikTok's Dangerous Tariff Game

Chinese sellers flooding TikTok with "tariff-beating" promises that could land YOU in hot water! Trump's 60% tariffs have created a smuggler's paradise overnight.

From fake "gift" labeling to the "same factory" myth, these tactics aren't just sketchy—they're potential FEDERAL OFFENSES with penalties that'll make any savings look ridiculous.

🎯 Your Protection Plan

  1. Document EVERYTHING - Save every invoice, proof of payment, and communication

  2. Use legitimate importing services that handle customs compliance

  3. Calculate REAL landed costs (product + shipping + tariffs + customs fees)

  4. Consider US-based suppliers who've already imported legally in bulk

  5. Join seller groups sharing LEGITIMATE tariff optimization strategies

The pros aren't playing Russian roulette with customs - they're building sustainable systems while their competition gets flagged at the border!

💰 TRUMP TARIFF TORNADO

TikTok Shop US Sales Crash!

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💣 TikTok Shop Numbers Are FALLING FAST

The data is in and it's brutal. TikTok Shop GMV just plunged to $197.4 million last week... down from $290.8 million in March! 💥

🚨 The Numbers Don't Lie

  • 21% drop in just ONE WEEK

  • Up to 245% tariffs announced Tuesday

  • De minimis exemption ENDS May 2nd

  • Shipping costs skyrocketing (60% increase)

🧠 What Smart Sellers Are Doing

Chinese merchants are already fleeing the US market. Some are raising prices 10%... others are completely abandoning ship for Europe and Southeast Asia!

The smart money? Diversify NOW before your entire profit margin gets obliterated.

💰 The Hidden Opportunity

While everyone's freaking out about TikTok... DHgate just exploded to #2 on the App Store! This tells us one thing: US consumers still want Chinese products.

The question is: will they pay the new premium prices?

👊 Bottom Line

If you're relying on Chinese imports, you have THREE options:

  1. Raise prices immediately

  2. Eat the tariffs and watch profits vanish

  3. Find non-Chinese suppliers YESTERDAY

Those who pivot fastest will survive... the rest will be telling stories about "when TikTok Shop was profitable."

BREAKING NEWS: Over the next 2 weeks, we're dropping game-changing insights that you can't afford to miss:

  • REVEALED: Fastmoss's Revolutionary Feature that puts secret agent-level power in your hands

  • The Ethical Amazon Review Removal Blueprint that maintains your integrity while boosting sales

  • Euka: The Authority Tool that commands instant respect from your team

  • Automised Samples: The TikTok Shop Revolution nobody saw coming

  • Flash Deals = Instant Revenue - Why every serious TikTok seller is implementing them daily

  • Proven Success: Two Fresh Case Studies that demonstrate exactly how to dominate on TikTok Shop

Don't miss a single update. Your competitors won't.

That's it for this week 👊

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