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- 💰 BANK ACCOUNT EXPLOSION.... Newsletter #99
💰 BANK ACCOUNT EXPLOSION.... Newsletter #99
Reading Time: 4 min
Readability: Grade 3 (Trump taxes Chinese goods, I tax your patience Keith 😉)
Blockbuster could’ve survived Netflix….. you are no ‘Blockbuster’.
you WILL survive Trump Tariffs……. you adapt to change 👊

In this edition:
💰 $500 TO $80K IN 30 DAYS.... Ready for the 2025 revolution?
🚀 7X RANKING IN DAYS.... Micro-influencers beat PPC
🚫 TARIFF DODGEBALL... Chinese TikTok Sellers' 15 "Genius" Hacks! 🇨🇳
💰 TRUMP TARIFF TORNADO.... TikTok Shop US Sales Crash!
⬇️ Let’s get started.....


💰 $500 TO $80K IN 30 DAYS
Ready for the 2025 revolution?

$500 to $80K in 30 Days!
We just took a brand from $500 to $80K GMV in 30 days on TikTok Shop. Not a typo. THIRTY. DAYS.
Old 2024 playbook is officially DEAD. Affiliate spray-and-pray is bleeding sellers dry while response rates plummet below 1%.
🧠 The New Winning Formula
Our 2025 approach is devastatingly simple:
20 premium video creatives instead of 500 mediocre ones
Strategic ad placement that ACTUALLY converts
ROAS optimization from 2.2 to 3.4 in just one week
Smart sellers are pivoting NOW while competitors waste thousands on free samples that go nowhere.

🚀 7X RANKING IN DAYS
Micro-influencers beat PPC

🤯 Stack Influence: The Amazon Cheat Code
We just found the closest thing to an Amazon "cheat code" I've seen in years. Stop burning cash on PPC and try this instead.
Stack Influence helped Magic Spoon and Unilever reach page #1 in just MONTHS. One brand went from 50 to 500 sales monthly while you were tweaking bid strategies.
💰 Product Seeding = Ranking Gold
The magic? You only pay influencers in PRODUCT. No cash, no negotiations.
Thousands of micro-influencer collabs running on autopilot. A baby brand improved category rank 7X in DAYS, hitting #18 for "Toddler Pillows" - one of Amazon's bloodbaths.
👊 Your Competition is Sleeping
If you're running the same Amazon playbook in 2025, you're bringing a butter knife to a gunfight.
Smart sellers are setting this up for Q2. This window won't stay open forever.

🚫 TARIFF DODGEBALL
Chinese TikTok Sellers' 15 "Genius" Hacks! 🇨🇳

🚨 TikTok's Dangerous Tariff Game
Chinese sellers flooding TikTok with "tariff-beating" promises that could land YOU in hot water! Trump's 60% tariffs have created a smuggler's paradise overnight.
From fake "gift" labeling to the "same factory" myth, these tactics aren't just sketchy—they're potential FEDERAL OFFENSES with penalties that'll make any savings look ridiculous.
🎯 Your Protection Plan
Document EVERYTHING - Save every invoice, proof of payment, and communication
Use legitimate importing services that handle customs compliance
Calculate REAL landed costs (product + shipping + tariffs + customs fees)
Consider US-based suppliers who've already imported legally in bulk
Join seller groups sharing LEGITIMATE tariff optimization strategies
The pros aren't playing Russian roulette with customs - they're building sustainable systems while their competition gets flagged at the border!

💰 TRUMP TARIFF TORNADO
TikTok Shop US Sales Crash!

💣 TikTok Shop Numbers Are FALLING FAST
The data is in and it's brutal. TikTok Shop GMV just plunged to $197.4 million last week... down from $290.8 million in March! 💥
🚨 The Numbers Don't Lie
21% drop in just ONE WEEK
Up to 245% tariffs announced Tuesday
De minimis exemption ENDS May 2nd
Shipping costs skyrocketing (60% increase)
🧠 What Smart Sellers Are Doing
Chinese merchants are already fleeing the US market. Some are raising prices 10%... others are completely abandoning ship for Europe and Southeast Asia!
The smart money? Diversify NOW before your entire profit margin gets obliterated.
💰 The Hidden Opportunity
While everyone's freaking out about TikTok... DHgate just exploded to #2 on the App Store! This tells us one thing: US consumers still want Chinese products.
The question is: will they pay the new premium prices?
👊 Bottom Line
If you're relying on Chinese imports, you have THREE options:
Raise prices immediately
Eat the tariffs and watch profits vanish
Find non-Chinese suppliers YESTERDAY
Those who pivot fastest will survive... the rest will be telling stories about "when TikTok Shop was profitable."

BREAKING NEWS: Over the next 2 weeks, we're dropping game-changing insights that you can't afford to miss:
REVEALED: Fastmoss's Revolutionary Feature that puts secret agent-level power in your hands
The Ethical Amazon Review Removal Blueprint that maintains your integrity while boosting sales
Euka: The Authority Tool that commands instant respect from your team
Automised Samples: The TikTok Shop Revolution nobody saw coming
Flash Deals = Instant Revenue - Why every serious TikTok seller is implementing them daily
Proven Success: Two Fresh Case Studies that demonstrate exactly how to dominate on TikTok Shop
Don't miss a single update. Your competitors won't.

That's it for this week 👊
But I need to ask a favour...
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Thanks for reading.
- Paul
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