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Newsletter #96: TikTok Ban.... 24 hours left
Rankster Team
April 04, 2025
Reading Time: 4 min
Readability: Grade 2 (Remember when ‘nap time’ was compulsory…. I miss those days)
The weekly newsletter that put the bounce in Baywatch.... and no... we are not silicone
In this edition, we are focussing on the TikTok Ban and 2 Amazon events I had to share.
In this edition:
☢️ NUCLEAR COUNTDOWN... TikTok's 24-Hour Death Watch!
🇬🇧 LONDON CALLING…. 8-Figure Sellers Spill Their Guts
🤫 SECRET AMAZON PLAYBOOK... The rich don't want you to know
💬 FREE MESSAGE FEATURE... TikTok Shop’s new CRM
⏬ Let’s get started.....
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☢️ NUCLEAR COUNTDOWN
TikTok's 24-Hour Death Watch!
The Nuclear Option Just Got Real... Again ☢️
We're down to the wire folks... TikTok has exactly 24 hours left before the lights go out. But don't panic yet—this isn't my first "TikTok is dying" rodeo.
Remember December when I told you TikTok was the cockroach that couldn't be squashed? I'm doubling down on that bet... but with a twist.
Behind-the-Scenes Power Moves 🎮
Trump and VP Vance are in the war room making deals happen. Why? Because nobody wants 170 million pissed-off voters right before an election.
Here's the juicy part... Amazon just threw their hat in the ring with a last-minute bid. Jeff Bezos eyeing TikTok? That's like watching your ex date your nemesis. 🍿
The China Factor 💣
Trump's playing 4D chess—offering to slash those massive 65% China tariffs if Beijing approves a TikTok sale. Smart play or desperate move? You decide.
China's not exactly thrilled... but money talks louder than pride when billions are at stake. They're posturing publicly while sweating privately.
What This ACTUALLY Means For You 💰
Let's get real—your TikTok Shop strategy is hanging in the balance. But here's why I'm still betting on TikTok surviving:
Too many powerful people stand to lose money
The replacement app would take years to reach TikTok's scale
Election year = nobody wants to be the TikTok killer
The Smart Seller's Move 🧠
While everyone else panics, here's your playbook:
Keep creating content. If TikTok survives (likely), you'll be ahead of competitors who jumped ship.
Grab your data NOW. Download your affiliate contacts, top-performing videos, and sales metrics today.
Don't ghost your customers. Let them know where to find you if the nuclear option happens.
My Prediction (Put Money On It) 🔮
TikTok isn't going anywhere... but ownership will change. AppLovin and Amazon are just the first bidders we know about.
The real winner? Whoever quietly makes the deal with Trump before tomorrow. My sources say multiple players are still in the game.
TikTok Shop will continue... perhaps with a star-spangled rebrand. The algorithm we love to hate will survive—just with American oversight.
The Bottom Line 👊
In the gold rush, the people who made real money weren't the panickers... they were the ones who kept their heads while others lost theirs.
Stay calm. Stay strategic. And keep making that TikTok money while your competition runs for the hills.
This won't be our last TikTok scare... but it might be the best opportunity to pull ahead of the competition while they're frozen in fear.
🎯 LONDON CALLING
8-Figure Sellers Spill Their Guts
🔥 London Calling: The Amazon Seller's Holy Grail Event Just Dropped
Seller Sessions Live 2025 is coming... and it's not your average Amazon circle jerk. I have spoken at Seller Sessions in the past….. if you can attend, do it! Your business will thank you for it
🤯 $30M SOPs Exposed
Name one place on Earth where $30M brand SOPs get handed to you on a silver platter... I'll wait.
Still thinking? There's only one - Seller Sessions Live in London, May 10th.
💰 8-Figure Blueprint For Pocket Change
7-8 figure sellers are about to spill their guts for less than £400... while your competition is dropping thousands on useless guru courses.
This isn't some fluffy networking event. You're getting hands-on workstations with tools you can't buy anywhere else.
🔍 Secret Weapons Unleashed
Ever heard of the GL Decoder? Wrong GL = Death on Amazon. Period.
The Image Deck Sequencer? Title Analyzer? These aren't available anywhere else... and they're solving problems you probably don't even know you have.
⏰ One Day That Will Change Everything
9:00 AM: Doors open
9:15 AM: Danny & Osana blow your mind on ranking
2:00 PM: Jeffrey Anderson reveals his scaling systems
7:00 PM: After-party with free booze till 2 AM (because what's better than drunk networking?)
🚨 The Smart Money Move
While other sellers waste thousands chasing shiny objects, the smart ones will be in London, getting 8-figure strategies for the price of a cheap PPC course.
Your competition is already booking their tickets. What are you waiting for?
🤫 SECRET AMAZON PLAYBOOK
The rich don't want you to know
The Million-Dollar Secrets Amazon Sellers Are Missing 💰
Are you selling millions on Amazon? Or just getting started? Either way, this is the most important summit you'll read all year. 🤯
The Secret Amazon Summit You Can't Miss 🚀
My friend just told me about the most insane online seller session ever: "Building your Amazon Business from Idea to Exit."
I got a sneak peek of the strategies they're sharing, and it honestly blew my mind. This is next-level stuff that's making Amazon sellers filthy rich.
Why This Is Different 👊
What if you could learn from the most successful people to ever sell on Amazon? The ones who started with just an idea and built it into something worth millions?
That's exactly what's happening here. No BS, no fluff - just pure profit strategies from people who've actually done it.
The Gold Mine Agenda 💎
Product Research: Finding massive opportunities while your competitors fight over scraps
PPC That Actually Works: Stop bleeding cash and start crushing it
Review Domination: Earn 5-stars and nuke the negative ones
External Traffic: Use TikTok to drive insane revenue and ranking
And the real kicker? How to make your brand worth MILLIONS when you exit.
Who's Sharing This? 🤑
Every single speaker is a multi-millionaire who built and SOLD their Amazon business.
This isn't theory. This is the battlefield playbook from generals who've won the war.
The Catch? ⏰
There's a cap on how many people I can invite. The good spots will disappear faster than inventory during Q4.
Register now while you still can. Your competition already did.
💬 FREE MESSAGE FEATURE
TikTok Shop’s new CRM
TikTok Shop CRM: Worth Your Time? 🤔
TikTok Shop just dropped their latest feature - direct messaging your customers! Not email... actual DMs.
They're gatekeeping it behind less than 12 violation points and 80%+ response rate. Fair warning though - the conversion rates are so pathetic you'll question your life choices 🤬
💬 You can target anyone in your ecosystem - recent buyers, repeat customers, cart abandoners, even those creepy profile stalkers. All without leaving TikTok.
How to Actually Use This Thing 📱
Set up takes 2 minutes flat. Choose between templated messages or build your own from scratch.
TikTok even tells you your audience size (spoiler alert: smaller than your ego).
The Brutal Truth 👀
😃 The Good: It's completely FREE. Even my technology-challenged grandma could figure it out.
😞 The Bad: Conversion rates make Amazon Attribution look reliable.
🤬 The Ugly: You're limited to one message per customer per week. Probably for the best or you'd be that clingy ex nobody wants.
Our $150K Shop Test Results 🧪
Our secret formula? Coupons + urgency = the only way this feature makes money.
Drop a fat discount with a 24-hour expiration in every message. FOMO is your best friend here.
Target abandoned cart customers first - they were literally one click away from giving you money.
Is It Worth Your Time? 💰
Let's be real - this feature won't change your life. It's like finding pennies in your couch cushions.
But it's free and takes minutes to set up, so why not? Just don't expect it to replace your actual marketing strategy.
That would be like expecting a tricycle to win the Tour de France 🚴♂️
That's it for this week 👊
But I need to ask a favour...
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Thanks for reading.
- Paul
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