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Issue #92: TikTok's Crypto Dreams

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The weekly newsletter that has more heart than the Avengers ... We Assemble in your inbox every week.

In this edition:
💌 SLIDE INTO CUSTOMERS' DM’S...TikTok's CRM Tool Just Dropped
⛓️ TIKTOK GOES CRYPTO?.... Reddit founder's wildest fever dream
📱 AMAZON ON AUTOPILOT... Your Newsletter = Amazon Sales Engine
💸 MONETIZE THOSE SHORTS... Google's Plan to Make Creators Cash Cows
⬇️ Let’s get started.....

💌 SLIDE INTO CUSTOMERS' DM’S
TikTok's CRM Tool Just Dropped

Amazon doesn’t want us to contact customers….. TikTok encourages it
TikTok Shop just released their CRM tool and if you're among the elite 5%, you get first access.
The early numbers are insane: Sellers testing this are already seeing 6% GMV increases.
🔥 Why This Changes Everything
While everyone's obsessing over affiliate drama, TikTok just handed you the keys to the kingdom. You can now send branded messages directly to your shoppers.
Amazon sellers would sacrifice their firstborn for this kind of direct customer access. And TikTok's giving it to you for FREE.

⚡ Three Ways To Exploit This Before Everyone Else:
Sniper-Like Targeting: Hit every part of your funnel - from window shoppers to inactive buyers who need a kick in the pants.
Set-It-And-Forget-It Automation: Messages trigger automatically when shoppers show interest. It's like printing money while you sleep.
Ready-To-Deploy Templates: No need to be a copywriting genius. The high-converting templates are already built for you.
This takes 5 minutes to set up.
Your competition doesn't know about it yet.
The early mover advantage is YOURS for the taking. 🚀

⛓️ TIKTOK GOES CRYPTO?
Reddit founder's wildest fever dream

TikTok OnChain: The NEXT Level Game-Changer 🚀
Alexis Ohanian isn't just talking about some cute crypto copycat of TikTok..... he wants to buy THE ACTUAL TikTok and bring it OnChain 🤯
Remember this guy? Co-founder of Reddit with deep pockets and a serious crypto crush. This isn't some random tech bro with a pipe dream.
Exciting news for the digital world...
I'm officially now one of the people trying to buy TikTok US — and bring it on-chain.
TikTok has been a game-changer for creators, and it's future should be built by them↓
— Alexis Ohanian 🗽 (@alexisohanian)
7:00 PM • Mar 4, 2025
What the hell does "OnChain TikTok" even mean? 🤔
Let me blow your mind with what this could look like...
You'd OWN Your Follower Base 👑
No more platform hostage situations. Your followers would follow YOU, not just your TikTok account.
Imagine if a hot new platform drops tomorrow... your entire follower army moves with you automatically. That's power the platforms don't want you to have.
Your Digital Identity Becomes YOURS 🔐
Think about your email address.... you can take it anywhere. Now imagine your @handle working the same way across EVERY platform.
No more racing to secure your name on each new app. Your digital identity follows YOU, not the other way around.
The Domino Effect Could Be INSANE 💥
Facebook is dead to Gen Z. Instagram is dying. Zuck can't buy TikTok without getting slapped with anti-trust lawsuits faster than you can say "metaverse fail."
But if TikTok goes OnChain, every platform would be forced to play by these new rules or die. The power shift would be seismic.
The Bottom Line? 💰
This isn't just another crypto project..... this would be the BIGGEST mass adoption event in crypto history. Overnight, hundreds of millions of users would be OnChain without even realizing it.
The platform that hosts this revolution? They'll be printing money faster than the Fed 👊
I'm watching this like a hawk..... you should too.
But I doubt this will happen…… but imagine if it does!!! 🤯🤯🤯

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Imagine 10 newsletters with 10k subscribers each sending 100,000 clicks to your products weekly!
Stop renting customers from Amazon and TikTok. START OWNING THEM.

💸 MONETIZE THOSE SHORTS
Google's Plan to Make Creators Cash Cows

Google's new beta feature is about to change the game for advertisers.
Creator Partnerships is coming to town, letting brands find and promote YouTube Shorts that feature their products. It's like TikTok Shop Affiliates, but for YouTube 👀
The Secret Weapon Unveiled 🔍
Brands can now discover creator-made Shorts mentioning their products... without having to scroll through endless videos 🙏
It's powered by BrandConnect and tucked away in the Tools section of Google Ads. Early access? Invite-only, baby 🎯

Why This Is A Game-Changer 🚀
Remember when TikTok Shop exploded because of affiliates? YouTube's coming for that crown 👑
User-generated content converts better than anything you can make in-house... and Google knows it. They're betting BIG on creator partnerships 💰
What Smart Brands Are Doing RIGHT NOW 👊
The early bird gets the worm... and the second mouse gets the cheese. Don't be first or last – be smart 🧠
Start building relationships with YouTube Shorts creators today. When this rolls out widely, you'll already have your affiliate army ready 🪖

My Prediction? 🔮
This is just the tip of the iceberg. Google wants a piece of that sweet, sweet e-commerce pie that TikTok's been feasting on 🍰
Many have tried to challenge TikTok….. ALL HAVE FAILED.
But Google…. maybe Google has a chance….. I won’t be holding my breath…..

That's it for this week 👊
But I need to ask a favour...
What did you think of today's newsletter? |
Thanks for reading.
- Paul
PPS….. TikTok, TikTok Shop, Newsletters….. we understand how important it is to diversify an Amazon business…. If you want to, let’s chat 👊
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