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Newsletter #98: Your wallet just got pregnant

Reading Time: 3 min

Readability: Grade 2 (Trump's tariffs are higher than my writing level 😞)

The weekly newsletter that includes Trump's Tariffs better than MTV once included music videos... And we actually still focus on our original purpose.

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In this edition:

  • 💸 WE PRINT MONEY....$500 to $50K in 14 Days!

  • 💭 IDEA TO EXIT... The Replay You Didn't Know You Needed

  • 🇨🇳 TARIFF DODGEBALL... How Chinese factories play on TikTok!

  • 🕰️ TIKTOK'S OVERTIME.... Trump Hits Snooze on Ban Button

⬇️ Let’s get started.....

💸 WE PRINT MONEY

$500 to $50K in 14 Days!

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🤯 TikTok Shop Case Study That Will Break Your Brain

We just turned a DEAD TikTok Shop account into a $50K GMV machine in just 14 days. No tricks, no BS... just strategy that actually works.

The shop was on life support before we touched it. Under 100 units sold. Less than $500 total GMV over 3 MONTHS.

📈 The Insane Growth Curve

Day 1: $700 GMV (yawn)

Day 7: $3,100 (getting interesting...)

Day 14: $11,000 IN A SINGLE DAY (what?!)

This isn't theory. This isn't a lucky break. This is repeatable, systematic DOMINATION.

💰 The Money Numbers You Want

  • $4K ad spend → $50K+ GMV in 14 days

  • ROAS jumped from 2.2 to 3.4 in just ONE WEEK

  • Zero to $11K daily revenue faster than Amazon PPC expert could dream of

🧠 What We Did Differently

Most TikTok "experts" are just glorified influencer managers. We approached it like MEDIA BUYERS.

The secret ingredient? Wait for the case study to find out 😉 (drops next week)

Full Breakdown Dropping Next Week

Your competition will pay thousands to learn these strategies later. You're getting them FREE in our next deep dive.

The TikTok gold rush is happening RIGHT NOW while everyone else is distracted by AI, Tariffs and other Amazon drama.

💭 IDEA TO EXIT

The Replay You Didn't Know You Needed

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🎬 MISSED OPPORTUNITY ALERT - "Idea to Exit" Replay Just Dropped!

You snooze, you lose... but not this time! The legendary Amazon seller session that SOLD OUT in hours is finally available on replay for 48 HOURS ONLY.

While your competition was taking notes, you were... where exactly?

Doesn't matter now - this is your second chance to get the blueprint that's making sellers filthy rich.

💣 What You Missed (But Can Still Get)

  • 7-figure product research strategies your competition is CLUELESS about

  • PPC hacks that slashed ad spend by 42% while DOUBLING conversions

  • The exit strategy that added $1.2M to one seller's valuation OVERNIGHT

🧠 Why This Isn't Your Average Amazon BS

This isn't theory from wannabe gurus. These are battle-tested systems from sellers who've built AND SOLD Amazon empires.

The feedback? Absolutely nuts. "Worth 50x what I paid" was the TAMEST comment we received.

The Countdown Is ON

48 hours. That's it. Then this goldmine gets locked away forever.

Your competition already watched it live. Now they're implementing while you're still deciding.

There will NOT be a permanent replay so you’ve got to watch this now before it’s deleted

🇨🇳 TARIFF DODGEBALL

How Chinese factories play on TikTok! 🇺🇸

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🚨 The Tariff Bypass You Didn't See Coming

Chinese factories just found a MASSIVE loophole in Trump's tariff wall! They're flooding TikTok with factory-direct goods at prices that make Amazon sellers weep.

Nike knockoffs and "Lululemon from the same factory" videos are EXPLODING on the platform. We're talking 60-80% CHEAPER than retail with zero middlemen taking a cut.

💣 Why This Changes Everything

This isn't just another TikTok trend... it's a complete restructuring of global retail. Chinese manufacturers are cutting out EVERYONE - including you!

American consumers are voting with their wallets while traditional retailers watch their margins evaporate overnight. The math is simple: Why pay $120 for Nike when the "same factory" is selling direct for $45?

🧠 Smart Seller Strategy

  • Monitor factory-direct competitors in your niche immediately

  • Consider sourcing similar factory-direct inventory yourself

  • Watch for coming regulatory crackdowns as retailers complain

  • Build stronger brand differentiation beyond just price

  • Prepare for increased TikTop Shop scrutiny as this heats up

👊 The Bottom Line

The middleman massacre has begun. Those who adapt to this factory-direct revolution will thrive. Everyone else becomes collateral damage.

This isn't just a trend - it's the new battlefield. Position yourself now before the factory gates close.

🕰️ TIKTOK'S OVERTIME

Trump Hits Snooze on Ban Button

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TikTok Shop Gets a Stay of Execution

Breaking news for TikTok sellers! Trump just pushed the kill switch deadline to June 18th, 2025.

This isn't another false alarm... the official extension buys ByteDance crucial negotiation time while your TikTok Shop keeps ringing up sales.

🚨 What This ACTUALLY Means

The platform's e-commerce goldmine remains open for business, giving you at least 60 more days to milk the algorithm for every penny.

Smart sellers aren't celebrating though... they're accelerating their contingency plans while competitors relax.

🧠 The Strategic Seller's Playbook

  • Download ALL your customer data TODAY (not tomorrow)

  • Lock in affiliate relationships off-platform immediately

  • Diversify to Amazon while maintaining TikTok momentum

  • Stockpile inventory for potential June disruption

  • Build your email list more aggressively than ever

👊 TL;DR

This extension isn't a victory... it's borrowed time.

The 60-day window won't stay open forever, and the sellers who maximize every single day will be the only ones left standing if the ban hammer finally drops.

While everyone else breathes a sigh of relief, the real winners are already mapping their June 18th survival strategy.

That's it for this week 👊

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Thanks for reading.

- Paul

PPS…. I get quite lonely 😞, so I am starting up a bi-weekly chats with experts in our niche… will create a webinar out of it (no BS, no pitches….. pure value🚀)… watch for the announcement

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